New Koolaid Flavor

Abigail to Henry about a new Koolaid flavor:
"Henry, you taste it first, 'cause you're the only person who eats things that aren't food!"

Abigail to Jared

Uncle Jared, stop jumping off the furniture!

Learning to tell jokes

Driving carpool to preschool is very entertaining. Abigail and her friend, Maren, have the most hilarious conversations! I find that they're very observant about what is going on in their families.

One day, Abigail wanted to tell Maren a joke, but she didn't have it quite planned out. The conversation went like this:

Abigail: Knock, knock!
Maren: Who's there?
Abigail: Moo.
Maren: Moo who?
Abigail: (thinking) Oh, I guess that would be a cow and an owl!